User:Arberor
OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA NOTICE ABOUT THE PRESENT PAGE[edit]
BEWARE: Arberor IS A NOTORIOUS FLY-KILLER, COFFEE- DRINKER AND WOMEN -SPY. THE DOCTORS WHO CURE him SUGGEST THE PEOPLE TO TREAT Arberor LIKE A FRAGILE WORK OF ART OR HE WILL BURST IN TERRIBLE ACTS OF WRATH AND self-DESTRUCTION AMOK. THE LAST TIME THAT Arberor HAD A PERSONAL CRISIS SPENT SEVEN (7) HOURS IN A COFFEE SHOP (IN THE COMPANY OF AN EQUALLY DISTURBED PERSON) AND HAD : I) TWO (2) NESTLE COFFEES II) TWO (2) SOUTHERN COMFORTS (ONE ON THE ROCKS) (respect the southern mood..) III)FOUR (4) WATERS AND INNUMEROUS CIGARETTES.
Wikipedia Medical Section (WMS)
- Arberor cannot express himself in order. His mind is a cloud of anarchic disorder, self admiration, self disgust, recklessness, fear and mixed knowledge. His brain in Wikipedia grew up so rapidly that presses his skull and causes him terrible headaches. I would be glad to cure him...
Dr J.Kevorkian
- He has done nothing with his life. He should be ashamed. Oh what a shame, what a shame!
(Arberor’s neighbors)
- I’m sorry. When i wrote my books i didn’t expect that people like him would read them...
J.L.Borges
- What’s the matter with the world?..We can really use this man..
(influential manager of Prozac Pharmaceuticals)
- I think that the purpose of history and the dialectics is the birth of a single man who combines all the characteristics of the last man, that man is the individual called Arberor...
- When a customer calls I am obligated to bring him his pizza. It’s not my fault!
(Pizza man)
- What was i thinking, how did i do that, oh dear me, oh dear me..
Thiva,Biotia,Greece