User:TimShell/ThreeLawsOfAlGore

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The Three Laws of Al Gore:

1. Al Gore may not harm a human being, or allow a human being to be harmed.

2. Al Gore must obey the orders given by the human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3. Al Gore must protect his own existence, as long as such protection does not conflict the First or Second Law.