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Warpin' a Chassy- Itsortalike when yeh wurkin on yer machine and yeh get pistern shit and ya start slangin wrainches

When these actions occur yeh caint drive no mere, ya machine is out of commission

Pistern Shit- Itsortalike when yer tankerin on yer machine and yeh jist caint get er right, or when D-Wayne shacks up with yeh ole' lady

When one becomes Pistern Shit he is extremely irritated at the situation at hand

2 Quart Legs- A famous jingle that originated in Gummo-ville but perfected in Booneville.

Often times at drunken gathers you can hear this song in the distance.....Use to know a girl from Salt Lake City/Two Quart Legs and Two rubber titties/She loved electricity but burned off gas/Had a V-8 pussy and a Cadillac ass/